Hey peepulz, dis be De Moki Monster!
I am de Spokesfewwet of Iowa Ferrets, self nominated but nobody stopped me!
I wanted to talk to yous about litter flinging, see hoomans got it all wrong. I don't fling litters to make a mess, like my Mommie says. Sure it's lots of fun, but really I jus showing Mommie how much I love her and me brudders and seesters.
I is strategically placing da litters so that eberyone can find the potty pan. You know like a trail of bread crumbs. Sometimes I get a few outta place and dats where my luv for Mommie comes in, when she needs to clean up da few that gets away she knows she is needed by us.
So now dat you all understand the importance of litter flinging would someone pleeze tell Mommie not to clean all the litters up...only da ones dat are outta place!
De Moki Monster
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